TableTop Game & Hobby, on the Kansas side of the Kansas City metro area, has a new product. ->
Professor Purrman Meowvilles Dice Tonic for Better Rolls
Check out Phil’s website, and if you live in the area or are passing through, check it out.
Phil was a couple of years behind me in high school and always said that he would open his own game store, and he did. Last year was the 20th anniversary, and I wrote about it here.
NOTE: Because I am not getting a cut of the proceeds, I am unable to recommend this product.
IANAL, YMMV, ROLMAO, IOU, FYI, SYL, TL;DR, TNTSHNMA, TANSTAAFL, etc., i.e., e.g., XYZ, PDQ BACH, ABC
I didn’t see the email I got from TableTop about this exciting new product!
A product of modern science and is guaranteed to expunge hexes, curses, jinxs, and all other anti-luck voodoo and hoodoo. Even the dreaded “Peruvian Dice Hexe” is no match for this Dice Tonic. Professor Purrman uses only the purest of organic neutral nonpolar chemical substances procured from the exotic Serpentes Gygaxius in his Dice Tonics.
Side effects may include: swallowing of tongue, failed 40k leadership checks, reverse peristalsis, banishment from local wargaming community, soreness in hair, frustrated DMs, increased braggadocio, intermittent ignorance of statistics, inability to identify Coke vs. Pepsi, uncontrollable obsession to “meta”, and minor lapses in consciousness or living.
Invigorating dice bath, not for consumption. Will stain everything. Yes, even your dice. Seriously the contents of “Professor Purrman Meowville’s Dice Tonic is simply distilled water and food coloring. Any actual improvement in dice rolling is completely coincidental, but fully intended.